Rocco: Oh, I Thought You Said Cannabis!

It’s a commonly heard complaint that libertarians are “out of touch”; we waste too much time on impractical, esoteric, theoretical points that “ordinary people” don’t care about. Worse, the things we say on the topics they do care about make us look crazy: “abolish the NHS”, “abolish the welfare state”, “abolish taxation”, etc, – this […]

Rocco: Ed Miliband isn’t confused, his critics are confused. I was never confused!

This past fortnight I’ve been thinking about Ed Miliband. Thinking about his soulful eyes, smooth voice (his accent! OMG! So hot!), great body, and stylish cardigan. I’ve been thinking about his hand on my waist, and his fingers in my hair as he kisses me. Hang on, not Ed Miliband. Thierry Henri, that’s who I […]

Rocco: Poor People Are Untrustworthy And The Government Must Prevent Them From Earning A Living


Because I’m so modern, diverse, progressive and all that, I read something written by a woman over the weekend. I was really only killing time before the match came on, and obviously I wasn’t expecting the article to make any sense, but actually it was almost as good as if a man had wrote it. […]

Rocco: By Conviction Or By Dire Need

Former Bogpaper columnist, James Delingpole, wrote two thoughtful pieces last week, voicing his worries that Ukip lacks an overarching ideology. He fears that, without any such firm commitment, Ukip, too, will succumb to political pressure from interest groups. But comrade Delingpole’s concerns are misplaced. Democracy trumps ideology every time. Before getting down to the nitty-gritty, […]

Rocco: How Not To Stick It To The Man

Ronald Reagan, President of the United States of America, famously said “Government is not the solution to our problems, government is the problem.” For this, and similar quotes, he is revered by small-statists as a hero, a legend, even a libertarian. This is insane. Absolutely insane. If the President of the Rapist’s Alliance (should such […]