Rocco: The unpalatable truth about apples and oranges

It’s an unwritten rule that you should never explain a joke. I don’t know whether it applies to blog posts too, but just to be on the safest of safe sides I’m going to explain this one in advance. The point of this post is to bring into the sharpest relief possible the assumption that [...]

Rocco: Ed Miliband isn’t confused, his critics are confused. I was never confused!

This past fortnight I’ve been thinking about Ed Miliband. Thinking about his soulful eyes, smooth voice (his accent! OMG! So hot!), great body, and stylish cardigan. I’ve been thinking about his hand on my waist, and his fingers in my hair as he kisses me. Hang on, not Ed Miliband. Thierry Henri, that’s who I [...]

Rocco: Poor People Are Untrustworthy And The Government Must Prevent Them From Earning A Living


Because I’m so modern, diverse, progressive and all that, I read something written by a woman over the weekend. I was really only killing time before the match came on, and obviously I wasn’t expecting the article to make any sense, but actually it was almost as good as if a man had wrote it. [...]

Rocco: By Conviction Or By Dire Need

Former Bogpaper columnist, James Delingpole, wrote two thoughtful pieces last week, voicing his worries that Ukip lacks an overarching ideology. He fears that, without any such firm commitment, Ukip, too, will succumb to political pressure from interest groups. But comrade Delingpole’s concerns are misplaced. Democracy trumps ideology every time. Before getting down to the nitty-gritty, [...]

Rocco: How Not To Stick It To The Man

Ronald Reagan, President of the United States of America, famously said “Government is not the solution to our problems, government is the problem.” For this, and similar quotes, he is revered by small-statists as a hero, a legend, even a libertarian. This is insane. Absolutely insane. If the President of the Rapist’s Alliance (should such [...]

RGTyler: Road to 2015: Vote 2014

TWO Election Results and a Clear Message! I like many people stayed up on Thursday and Sunday night to see in the results of the Local and European Elections. And I have to admit that I wasn’t disappointed. The council elections have shown us that Labour are a weak opposition that is incapable of making the [...]

Google Wants Ads in Your Car

Your geek insanity news kicks off with Google, who have expressed a corporate goal to  infest our “refrigerators, car dashboards, thermostats, glasses, watches” etc with ads. The darkness of evil encroacheth upon our yonder gadgets, apparatus, gimcracks and contraptions. What that comedian johnny said to Marketers – “Kill yourselves”, that rings as true as evar! [...]